Today's Take 6/20/16 - J.R. Smith Is A Magic Unicorn

Dustin Johnson won the us open, Lebron James won his third NBA title, and John Snow (spoiler alert) is a bad, bad man for that attack on Winterfell.  But were not talking about any of them because there's a magical unicorn walking amongst us people, and his name is J.R. Smith.  Smith has had an interesting 24 hours.  He wasn't "the" reason for the Cavs win in the way Lebron was, Smith had a nice 12 point addition to the cause in game seven.  Now that the Dos Equis guys is gone he may be the actual "most interesting man in the world" or at least the craziest.  Did you know there are two different versions of a rap song called "So Right" about J.R.?  Often maligned as a problem in his New York days, J.R. Is now a champion in Cleveland.  In his press conference after the fact the way he praised his family had all the feels.  Smith saying "Everything I do is for my parents and my family.  The cars is nice, the house is nice, but none of this matters without them."  Then things get weird, the Cavs stopped in Las Vegas on the way home to celebrate.   Smith was caught on camera dumping champagne all over some young woman, she then gets him back, oh and...  did I mention he was shirtless?  Jump ahead a few more hours, the Cavs get to Cleveland, the team gets off the plain, and J.R. is still shirtless.  Was nobody able to find J.R. A shirt?  He's won his title, he's made good as a player, get this man a reality show today.  I want it now.  Because deep down in places you don't like to talk about at dinner parties you want more J.R. Smith in your life, you need, more J.R. Smith in your life.  He's a magic unicorn.