CLEVELAND - Cleveland Browns offensive lineman Joe Thomas has declared himself questionable for Sunday's game with a unique ailment.
"BREAKING NEWS: Joe Thomas questionable with a receding hairline," the player tweeted Friday morning. The post included an image of himself, showing evidence of the condition.
Browns fans have to hope Thomas's follicle-related issue doesn't keep him off the field. The team is currently 0-5 and will need all its best players to beat the Tennessee Titans on the road this weekend.
If Thomas is legitimately concerned about his apparently thinning hair, it's likely he could afford the best treatment on the market. Thomas is currently the highest paid player on the Browns roster.